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Sunday, March 07, 2010

The Plus Points-

Very important factors when it comes to courting.

The Flowers:

You go out to buy her flowers [+5 points]

But return with beer [-10 points]

And lipstick marks all over your face [-15 points]

The Protective Boyfriend:

You check out a suspicious noise at night [+5 points]

You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing [0 points]

You check out a suspicious noise and it's something [+10 points]

You pummel it with a sledgehammer [+15 points]

It's her cat [-50 points]

Social Engagements:

You stay by her side the entire party [+5 points]

You stay by her side awhile and then leave to chat with a drinking buddy [-5 points]

Named Siti [-10 points]

Who is a strip dancer [-15 points]

And has implants [-20 points]

And her G-string showing [-50 points]

Saturday Afternoons:

You visit her parents [+5 points]

You visit her parents and actually make conversation [+10 points]

You visit her parents and stare at the TV blankly [-10 points]

And the television is off [-15 points]

Her Birthday:

You take her out for dinner [+5 points]

You take her out for dinner and it's not a sports bar [+10 points]

You give her a gift [+15 points]

You give her a gift and it's a small appliance [-10 points]

You give her a gift and it's not a small appliance [+15 points]

You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months [+30 points]

You wait till the last day and then buy her a dress at the last minute [-10 points]

With her credit card [-30 points]

And whatever you buy is two sizes too big [-100 points]

Thoughtfulness:

You forget to pick her up from the bus stop [-10 points]

Which is in Tuas [-20 points]

And it happens to be raining that day [-30 points]

And her dress gets damaged because of all this [-50 points]

A Night Out With Your Friends:

You have a few beers [-5 points]

For every bear after 3am [-5 points for each glass]

And miss curfew by an hour [-10 points]

you get home at 5am [-20 points]

You get home at 5am smelling of beer and cigarettes [-30 points]

And not wearing pants [-50 points]

And is that her panties? [-200 points]

A Night Out. Just The Two Of You:

You see a comedian [+5 points]

He's crude and sexist [-10 points]

You laugh [-20 points]

You laugh too much [-30 points]

She's not laughing [-40 points]

You laugh harder [-50 points]

Driving:

You lose the direction on a trip [-5 points]

You lose the direction and end up getting lost [-10 points]

You end up getting lost in Yishun 925 [-15 points]

And you end up confronting the anjadis there [-20 points]

She finds out you lied about having a black belt [-50 points]

Communication:

When she talks, you listen displaying a concerned expression [+20 points]

When she talks, you listen for over 30 minutes [+25 points]

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV [+30 points]

All this is because you've fallen asleep [-50 points]

I think that was funnnny. HAHA!

toodles,

feel the beat.